A Guide To Being A Bloke

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09/01/2013 at 20:20 • Filed to: keep oppo manly, funny, bloke

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It's the most hilarious (and true) guide to being a real bloke I've seen. While it may have been written with Kiwi blokes in mind, I think it can be applied to men in many other places around the world with minimal adjustments. If you see a friend in danger of becoming a blouse, serve them a heathy dose of this to set them straight. And then have a beer. Or 20.

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > . .
09/01/2013 at 20:34

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00EQS…
"The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > . .
09/01/2013 at 20:44

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I have a V6 and a V8 so I'm good to go.


Kinja'd!!! BJ > . .
09/02/2013 at 08:45

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Priceless...

One thing you must NEVER do however, is catch your reflection in the mirror for more than a microsecond. "Posing" is a cardinal sin, and is to be avoided by Blokes at all cost. It starts with posing and ends up when you buy a "dress watch" that isn't even waterproof so you have to take it off before assisting a calf birth as above. Before you know it, you're buying men's perfume, have your own "man-bag" and your mates are playing those bloody funny jokes on you by driving on the footpath that you're walking on. Ha ha ha, what a bunch of jokers!!! Three weeks after that, you discover that you're really a woman trapped in the body of a man and the "dress watch" was just a manifestation of your subconcious wish to wear a dress proper, and your bloke life is over.

So don't look in the mirror.